Do you drink alcohol? You do now.

You have a bender and wake up in your bed, only to find that you can't get out of your bedroom, because it just bounces you back inside like you ran into a wall. <br><br>There is a TV in your room. You can only change the channels. You can't turn the TV on/off, only change the channel, and you don't know how you do it.<br><br>On one of the channels, there is a woman talking to you. She explains to you that her company has put you into your room "for your own good." <br><br>On another channel is a commercial for a new beer. It's a microbrew, run by a group of local monks. You can get samples dropped off in your room.<br><br>On another channel is a trial, you don't care about the case, only that they are in the middle of cross-examination. And they keep talking about the two beers that the defendant drank before the fight.<br><br>On another channel is a commercial for a beer company. It's a dutch company. It's only something like Budweiser only more so. <br><br>On another channel is a documentary. It's a history of prohibition. And is pointing out that it failed and that alcohol has been made illegal for all of human history. <br><br>On another channel is an infomercial. It's the CEO of a brew company trying to sell you beer. <br><br>On another channel is a cartoon. One of the characters is a talking beer that grants wishes, but keeps messing it up because they're a drunk. <br><br>And on another channel is a commercial for the same beer. <br><br>On another channel is a movie. A group of college students drink and have sex. You can't see anything, but they're definitely having sex.<br><br>On another channel is a commercial. Talking about the psychology of addiction. And how hard it is to get sober, and how sad that is. <br><br>On another channel is a cartoon again. A superhero that gets drunk after work and beats up people without powers. <br><br>And on another channel is a commercial. <br><br>How long can you last without giving in to the beer?