What is the most ridiculous thing you've dismissed a girl over?
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Twist: be serious. No necroposting or pumping your boys. I've found myself over the years dismissing girls I've gotten involved with for reasons that are just... strange. Here's my example:<br><br>I was on my way to meet a Tinder date (who was super into comics, D&D, anime and video games, if that helps paint a picture) at a Subway. She messaged me saying she was having the shittiest day: one of her friends asked her as a favor to drive another friend to the doctor, and she was more than happy to do so. They left the house, she locks the door, and then remembers she doesn't have the key to get back in. She tells the friend she'll be right back and walks to the nearest gas station to see if they had one of those key things you can buy for an extra copy. The gas station doesn't sell them, but the worker offers to let her in the back to use his computer to find the nearest Walmart. She thanked him, and then left for the Walmart. She asked the Walmart employee where the keys were like there was an arrow pointing right to them, ready to be purchased, and the Walmart employee said they were on the opposite side of the store. So she walks all the way across the store, and then stops at a stand near the keys and decides "You know what? I'm going to stop and read this magazine."<br><br>"Need anything there?"<br><br>"Not just yet."<br><br>This goes on for about 15 minutes. The Walmart employee starts getting annoyed and just decides to take the magazine and put it back on the rack.<br><br>"Well, I guess you don't know what you're doing, so I'm just going to put this away."<br><br>"How DARE you! You're just going to take my property? You don't do that to a paying customer! I'm going to go get your manager."<br><br>She goes to the manager and says she wants the employee fired. The manager is apologetic, but after telling the story, realizes there's no reason to fire the employee, and just gives her the key for free and tells her to get out.<br><br>By this point, she's running late for our date, so she decides to take a shortcut that avoids the highway. This shortcut is an unpaved road half the length of the highway with no one on it that she can take at 28.<br><br>She gets on this road and there are potholes everywhere. She decides she's going to drive right over them because who needs a car? She hits one of the potholes and blows out one of her tires.<br><br>A car pulls over immediately. It's two guys and a girl, and they all get out of the car and go up to her. The girl, who is riding shotgun, gets out of the car and offers to push her car all the way to the nearest repair shop, while the guys go into the car and take the tire right out for her. They tell her to meet them at the repair shop and she agrees.<br><br>They get to the repair shop and the guys take the tire out of her car and put it in a duffel bag. The girl tells her she's going to miss her Tinder date if she doesn't hurry up, so she hitches a ride to Subway.<br><br>Needless to say, I didn't get past the date.
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