From our cold dead hands, until we’re not cold anymore.

My son was cooking up some steaks, and one fell on the ground. I said he could put it in the trash for next week. He said no, it’s gonna rot in the sink.<br><br>HOW CAN A STEAK DETERIORATE SO QUICKLY?<br><br>Next he said he wasn’t gonna buy a fire extinguisher, and I asked why. He said the “fire was mostly out.”<br><br>This doesn’t make any sense. How can a fire just go out on its own? I tried to remind him of the importance of putting out fires, but he said to “fuck off grandpa” and he didn’t know what I was talking about.<br><br>I’m gonna try some of that new-fangled gas station food, to see what all the fuss is about.