I told her to do another unlistenable series of random sounds and she called me a jerk.

So I’m on a dating site, swiping through, and I match what a girl who explicitly says in her profile,<br><br>>NOT an open relationship, NOT a side piece, NOT a friends with benefits, NOT a rebound girl, NOT a fuck buddy, NOT a sugar baby, and NOT a sugar mommy.<br><br>Oh, sexy. I think that’s all I need to know.<br><br>Anyway, I swipe, we match, and I message her,<br><br>>Hi. How’s it going?<br><br>She responds,<br><br>>Good, thanks.<br><br>We go back and forth a bit, and she seems alright, if a little boring. Then a little while later she asks me,<br><br>>Do you like oral?<br><br>I think, “Yes! Oral is the best kind! I can’t wait to listen to her recite Dickens for hours and hours!” And I answer,<br><br>>Yes. I love it.<br><br>Then she asks,<br><br>>Do you like teledildonics?<br><br>Almost Biblically ignorant of sex toys, I look it up on my phone and get the jist of it. “Well,” I think, “this is an interesting request. I mean, it could be fun, I guess.” So I answer,<br><br>>Yes. I love it.<br><br>Then a little while later she says,<br><br>———————————————————————————————————————<br><br>>Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh,<br><br>———————————————————————————————————————<br><br>And I ask,<br><br>>What are you doing?<br><br>She says,<br><br>>I’m moaning for you.<br><br>I ask,<br><br>>Aren’t you supposed to be saying numbers?<br><br>She says,<br><br>>No. I’m just moaning.<br><br>So,<br><br>>Can we do another exercise then?<br><br>She thinks about it and says,<br><br>>No. I’m not going to do another one. You’re a jerk.<br><br>And we’re done.<br><br>So I’m here, curious. What is teledildonics etiquette?