I frequently lie to homeless people about what fast food places serve

I live in a neighborhood with a shit ton of homeless people and when i was in high school it was an ongoing joke to lie to them about what a certain fast food place would serve. Normally, we’d ask if we could get a cheeseburger and this is what they’d respond with <br><br>Subway- They serve cheeseburgers, but its a hot dog and they put cheese in it<br><br>McDonald’s- They serve cheeseburgers but it’s two burgers with cheese and two hot dogs on top of the burger<br><br>Wendy’s- They serve cheeseburgers but it’s a cheeseburger with cheese under the beef, cheese on top of the beef, and cheese on the bun<br><br>KFC- They serve cheeseburgers but it’s a cheeseburger with fried chicken patties and kfc gravy on it<br><br>Carl Jr’s- They serve cheeseburgers but it’s a cheeseburger with onions and ketchup on it<br><br>I’m embarrassed to say the least, I hope the people that had to deal with it can forgive me.