I thought I would have a little fun and I just went in my bio and looked through my matches

I have 2,845 matches since 9/18/2023 of which I have talked to: 332. I have never matched a woman first. I claimed to have hooked up with a few of them and even claimed to have had sex with a few. Out of those matches I had 1 woman that I actually met and that was for coffee. The other woman I used on my ex. We always hung out on the weekends and she always said she was busy. I matched that woman and she was in my area. I called her because she said she would be in my area running errands on Sat. I told her that I would be busy Sat because my ex wanted to hang out. She immediately said, "I have to stop by my mothers and my aunt's house." Oh shit. Woman are fucking stupid. I just want to laugh. What a joke.