What's the funniest thing you've heard at the gunstore?

I visit the same gunstore every time I'm in the D.C area. The owner and employees are very friendly, knowledgeable and have great senses of humour. We always have a great time chatting about guns, cars, life etc. The other day was probably the funniest I've ever heard. <br><br>So there was a young guy who looked like he was a first time gun buyer. He had the nervous look in his eyes and was fidgety. He was looking at a Glock 19. He asks the owner "Is this a good gun?" The owner repsonds by saying "Well, it depends what you plan on doing with it". The young guy responds "Oh, I plan on using it to rob banks". There was a long silence in the store for what felt like an eternity. The owner (who had a very serious look on his face) said "Well, if you're going to rob banks you want to get one with a full size grip, this might be a bit small for your needs. This will be good for small jewellery heists, gas station robberies. But if you're going to rob banks, you will need a full size to get the maximum amount of money out for your score. You need to make it worth it." <br><br>The young guy looked like he was going to shit his pants. He ended up saying "You know what, I'll just take the Glock 19. It will be fine." <br><br>Then the owner asked "Would you like to test it out?" The young guy responded "Uh sure". The owner took him into the back where the shooting range was. I heard a couple gun shots go off. When they came back out the owner was holding a large rifle saying "Here, use this one instead. It's a great bank robbing rifle." <br><br>The guy ended up almost running out of the store when he left laughing.