"Hi, I'm a woman!"

Hi, I'm a woman! <br><br>"Wow, cool!" <br><br>My name is Emily (he/him) and I'm a woman. <br><br>"Hi Emily!" <br><br>So, as a woman, I'm going to do some woman stuff. <br><br>"Oh boy, what are you going to do?" <br><br>I'm going to add pineapple to a pizza and make a salad. <br><br>"Oh boy, cool!" <br><br>I'm also going to play some video games and hang out with my friends. <br><br>"Oh boy, that sounds fun!" <br><br>And I'm going to do some DIY projects and woodworking and maybe take a nap. <br><br>"Oh boy, that sounds amazing!" <br><br>Yeah, I love being a woman. <br><br>"Oh boy, cool!"<br><br>Edit: Holy shit, people are mad.