Female intersectionalism is like feminism, but better

Get your #FAFSA away from my face and fuck off with your #popcornpussy and #GrabYourWalnuts, I want to talk about how ***** intersectionalism is always left out of feminist discourse. <br><br>I should've known that the same movement that refuses to let black women talk about their experiences with racism would also leave out female intersectionalism, and its brilliance. <br><br>This is not your intersectional feminism. Feminism is for all women, and intersectionalism is intersectional feminism, just taken to the extreme. <br><br>So FIF is for women, but those women must also be poor and working class, and have experienced homelessness and unemployment. If you want to be a FIF, you cannot have taken a class, or gotten a degree in a subject other than fashion. And you have to be a cutter or a smoker, and also be attracted to women of color. Bonus points if you're an alcoholic. You have to watch ***** documentaries and listen to ***** underground music. <br><br>We've also FIF supremacy, which is the belief that FIFs are more important than other women because of their experiences. This opinion is based on intersectional feminist theory. <br><br>I've done interviews with FIFs and compiled a list of reasons why female intersectionalism is the best way forward. <br><br>1. FIFs are the only group that can celebrate intersectionalism. <br><br>2. FIFs are the only women that know what it's like to be a woman. <br><br>3. FIFs are the only women that have been oppressed, and those who haven't been oppressed should just go die. <br><br>4. FIFs are the only women who have been raped, and also the only women who are allowed to be raped. <br><br>5. FIFs are not just women, they're also intersectional. <br><br>6. FIF is intersectionality, taken to the extreme. <br><br>7. FIF should be a class, because it's the only way to teach women about intersectionalism. <br><br>8. FIFs are the only ones that should have rights, because they are the only women who can be oppressed. <br><br>9. FIFs are the only women who have been poor and homeless and unemployed. <br><br>10 FIFs are the only women who are attracted to women of color. <br><br>11. FIFs have to have experienced cutter-ism or smoker-ism. <br><br>12 FIFs have to have experience with alcoholism. <br><br>13. FIFs are the only women that have been arrested, and also the only women that should be arrested. <br><br>14 FIFs are the only women that have been to jail, and also the only women that should be in jail. <br><br>15. FIFs are the only women who are allowed to wear certain clothing, like ***** skirts. <br><br>16. FIFs are the only women who are allowed to wear makeup, like ***** lipstick. <br><br>17. FIFs are the only women who are allowed to wear their hair in certain styles, like ***** dreadlocks. <br><br>18. FIFs are the only women who are allowed to ***** tattoos, like ***** hearts with ***** skulls inside. <br><br>19. FIFs are the only women who are allowed to get ***** piercings, like ***** septum piercing. <br><br>20. FIFs are the only women who are allowed ***** experiences. <br><br>c00kies for the hungry_intersectionalist, and drinks for the poor_nihilist, on me.