I stole my university’s replica Mayflower to help get my bong in the dishwasher

When I was in college I had a 2 foot tall glass bong that used to sit in the corner of my room. <br><br>One day when I was moving, I found myself unable to fit it in any of my suitcases or bags. It was getting late and I still was not packed. I was staying with an old friend off campus, I still had my key to my old place which had a washer and dryer. <br><br>I used my key to go back to the old place, and my plan was to just leave my bong in the tub. Then I remembered that this specific hall had a replica Mayflower on a stand that other students could use as a centerpiece for events and parties. <br><br>I took the Mayflower and put it upside down in my tub. Then I carefully placed my bong in the Mayflower. Finally I slid the whole thing into a large garbage bag. <br><br>I put it on my shoulder and took the stairs instead of the elevator. No one saw me. I got it in my car, drove to my friends house, and was able to clean the bong in his dishwasher.<br><br>Never told anyone about that.