Would u Regularly Fuck A Absoloutly Perfect Woman?

Let me explain what i mean by a perfect woman first:<br><br><br>- Regularly gets out of bed as soon as you walk in the door from work and runs to go cook the food for you (You earn all the money for food and rent and bills and pay for shit)<br><br>- She cooks food 3 times a day, and always eats after you have eaten<br><br>- She is extremely sweet and always does everything you want her to do<br><br>- She always has an orgasm when you have sex with her<br><br>- She always listens to you and never contradicts you<br><br>- She makes sure to always looks after the home and cooks and cleans everything so you never have to do anything<br><br>- She never complains or talks back to you at all<br><br>- She always does everything very efficiently<br><br>- She always erases herself and tries to not be in the way of you<br><br>- She always makes sure to clean herself before and after sex (not a religious fanatic)<br><br>- She is very patient and understanding<br><br>- She is extremely intelligent<br><br>- She is fun and has a good sense of humour (not passive aggressive and is not a dark humour fan)<br><br>- She never spends a single penny unless its used on you, or food or home decorations, or anything else that is necessary and helpful to you<br><br>She is Absolouly Perfect to you and does everything you could possibly imagine and more. (You get to do anything you want to do, whenever you want to. whether its to play games, watch movies, go out and do things, work extra at your job, go out with friends and have fun, etc etc) <br><br>The catch is though that she has a condition that makes her extremely gassy. Extremely extremely extremely gassy.<br><br><br>She farts 100s of times a day, silently and loudly, and the smell is so fucking bad and so fucking potent that if you are in the same room as her for more than 30 mins, you will throw up and get diarrhea. And you will continue to feel sick for the next 2 days after.<br><br>If she ever touches you when she is gassy and you touch her, the smell will attach itself to you, and you will get sick for 2 days<br><br>If she ever sits on your lap or touches you with her front or back, the gas that comes out will be so potent that it will ruin your clothes and burn your skin slightly and make it red and you will feel sick for 4 days. You will have to touch her in such a way that you do not touch her front or back, only her sides, but even the gas leaking from those areas will still cause you to be sick for 2 days if you are close to her for more than 30 mins<br><br>Is this enough to stop you from fucking her regularly?<br><br>Is this enough for you to leave her and never want anything to do with her?<br><br>Can you handle being regularly sick for the rest of your life because you touch her and have sex with her?<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>Edit: it's not that i don't like women, i love them and i am a people person i love everyone. When i say i hate women it's just my venting of my problems with my mother and my issues with her and other women in the past.