I purchased a week worth of pizza at the age of 14 and got high on it

When I was younger, my parents would give me a weekly allowance of $50. I decided I wanted to try drugs. I only knew one drug dealer so it didn’t really matter what drug I got, I asked my drug dealer. “What’s the funniest drug I can get for $50?” He told me that I can get a lb. of marijuana for $40. I had no idea what marijuana was, I asked him to explain. He said “You can’t even finish that much in 3 days.” I replied “well if I don’t plan on smoking it, will it still do anything for me?” He replied “well you can put it in pizza and it will do something.” I asked “Why would I put marijuana in pizza and what would happen to ME?” He replied “Well, I can’t give you instructions on how to make pizza, so just put it in the pizza.” So I gave him $40 and I got a lb. of marijuana. <br><br>I purchased a week worth of pizza. I think it was 7 or so. I opened one of the pre-made pizza boxes, I grabbed the dried out marijuana bag and I just dumped it on the pizza. I baked it in the oven, I think 25 minutes. I ate the whole pizza. I didn’t expect anything to happen, so I just went about my day as normal. <br><br>After finishing the pizza, I went fishing. I sat under a tree and I started hallucinating. I started hallucinating and I saw leaves falling from trees and floating in mid-air. Then, the leaves turned into pineapples. I was looking at the lake and I saw a fish in the water. I was just looking at the water and the fish swam by. I threw my fishing pole in the water and the fish bit. I pulled it out of the water and cooked it. Then, I realized I was tripping when I started seeing the fish turn into a cat. I purchased a week worth of pizza and I got high on it. I was tripping on pizza. The last thing I remember was seeing the fish turn into a cat.