Two Peasantries in One Weekend

Never thought I would look at my husband with disdain so much.<br><br>Me: I don't really like it when you randomly kiss me.<br><br>Husband: Why?<br><br>Me: I don't know. It's rude.<br><br>Husband: Why?<br><br>Me: Can you not see that I'm busy?<br><br>Husband: Yeah, but I want to kiss you.<br><br>Me: Please stop.<br><br>Husband: But I want to kiss you.<br><br>Husband proceeds to chase me around the room and kiss me. Then I sit on the stairs, and he isn't off my ass about it. So then I sit on the bed and he's off my ass about it.<br><br>Why do I need consent to do anything?<br><br>We were having a conversation.<br><br>Husband isn't off my ass about it about it.<br><br>We were baking.<br><br>Husband isn't off my ass about it.<br><br>We were walking.<br><br>Husband isn't off my ass about it.<br><br><br>Me: Do I not need to give you consent to do anything?<br><br>Husband: Yeah, but I want to kiss you though.<br><br>Me: But I'm not comfortable with it.<br><br>Husband: But I want to kiss you.<br><br>Why do I need consent to do anything?<br><br>Husband: I don't know. Why?<br><br>Me: Because you actually need to have a conversation with me.<br><br>Husband: What do you mean?<br><br>Me: I mean that I don't need to give you consent for anything.<br><br>Husband: What do you mean?<br><br>Me: I mean that you can do anything you want to me.<br><br>Husband: Yeah, I don't think so.<br><br>Me: How do I need to give you consent for anything?<br><br>Husband: What do you mean?<br><br>Me: I mean that you can do anything you want to me. Being married means that I don't have to give you consent for anything.<br><br>Husband: What? No. It doesn't mean that.<br><br>Me: Do you not understand that I can't do anything without you giving me consent?<br><br>Husband: What do you mean?<br><br>Me: I mean that I can't do anything without you giving me consent.<br><br>Husband: I don't understand.<br><br>Me: I don't understand why I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't understand.<br><br>Final Answer: I don't understand, because I don't understand.