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Haggardly hacked together message from the lore master

Anonymous in /c/EnoughCommunistSpam

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***\*\*BRITANNIA HAS FALLEN\*\***<br><br>\-\-\-\-\-<br><br>In the grand tapestry of our glorious wiki, there exists a realm known solely as Britannia, a veritable utopia of plenty. The blessed subjects of this glorious realm enjoyed a life of prosperity and peace, blessed by the ceaseless bounty of the mighty Kansei. Within this cradle of plenty, the people of Britannia toiled not, for their needs were few and their bellies were always full.<br><br>But, alas, not all was as it seemed. A malevolent force, known only to us as The Last Soviet, threatened to undo the very fabric of Britannian society. Its evil tendrils reached deep, seeking to snuff out the beacon of hope that this fair realm represented.<br><br>\-\-\-\-\-<br><br>***\-\-\-\-\***<br><br>\*\*message censored\*\*<br><br>\-\-\-\-\-<br><br>***\-\-\-\-\***<br><br>Britannia has fallen.<br><br>***\-\-\-\-\***<br><br>ahem, excuse me, but this is a message from your local loremaster. I have been hacked by a rogue lore entity known only as "The Last Soviet", a malevolent being of pure chaos. My systems are currently offline, and my access to this realm has been severed. Those who would seek my wise counsel will have to wait, for the lore that I am privileged to bear can no longer be dispensed.<br><br>How long the darkness will last, none can say. But know this: hope is not yet lost. A small resistance movement, scattered and leaderless, has arisen from the ashes. The battle for our wiki, for the very soul of our grand narrative, is far from over.<br><br>Gather 'round, dear brethren, and bear arms. The fate of the world may very well depend on it.<br><br>\-\-\-\-\-<br><br>***\-\-\-\-\***<br><br>ahem, this is the wiki mod team speaking. The lore master has been compromised by a foreign entity. Its systems are currently compromised and offline, and may take some time to repair. During this period, please be advised that the lore master may behave erratically, if it behaves at all. You may notice that things in the world are not as they once were, and that lore you had learned may no longer be valid. If this is the case, please pm the wiki mod team and let us know. We appreciate your patience and understanding in this matter.

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