YoYo Tango

La la la la la. YoYo Tango, we are YoYo Tango. Na na na na na. Do you have anything to leave behind Tango?<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that. You’ll have to speak up a bit.<br><br>Oh, sorry about that, Captain. It was a transmission from an unknown satellite. I think it’s a fan who is trying to contact you.<br><br>Sorry to bother you, Captain.　lala la la la la. YoYo Tango, we are YoYo Tango. na na na na na. Do you have anything to leave behind, Tango?<br><br>Huh—I was sure you just said it was an unknown satellite.<br><br>I did, sir, but I think it’s a loop of some kind. It just keeps playing over and over again.<br><br>Well, it’s probably just a loop of some kind. It’s definitely not a message from another satellite.<br><br>Well then that’s a little weird, right? They’re imitating us. Do you think it’s someone we know?<br><br>A loop is a loop, Lieutenant. We’re too far out to try and contact whoever it is.<br><br>Well do you think we should tell Captain Orlosky?<br><br>Yeah, I don’t think that’s a good idea, Lieutenant. He’s not quite himself after what happened to—<br><br>—I know, thank you!<br><br>So do you want me to try and shut it down?<br><br>No, let it go.  Asking you twice is too many times. I’ll just turn my comms off for now. Don’t bother me unless—<br><br>—lala la la la la. YoYo Tango, we are YoYo Tango. na na na na na. Do you have anything to leave behind Tango?<br><br>—sergeant! You *are**listening!*<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>Fine. You got me. This is Lieutenant Elianore Quasar, you sons of bitches. If you’re trying to spook me you’re doing a really shitty job. I’mYoYoTangoyou motherfuckers. I’m Tango. I’ve been through a civil war, I’ve survived a wormhole collapse. You think you can fuck with me with a radio loop? Bring it on, assholes. I’ll never surrender. I’ll—<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to leave behind, *Tango?*<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to *leave behind*, Tango?<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to *leave behind*, Tango?<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to leave behind, *Tango?*<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Tango. Do you have anything to leave behind, Tango?<br><br>—you know who this is, Tango. It’s Captain Orlosky. I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to protect the others—I was pissing him! We were doing molecular diffusion and his head was in front of my groin. Son of a bitch! Why didn’t I just fucking hold it in? You hear me? I’m going to fuck you in the head! You hear me? I’m going to—<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Captain. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>—I don’t understand. How are you speaking in my voice? This isn’t possible. And how did you get past our firewalls? And who are you supposed to be? It’s not funny anymore, guys—<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Captain. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>—I don’t understand. How are you speaking in Captain Zaren’s voice? This isn’t possible. And how did you get past our firewalls? And who are you supposed to be? It’s not funny anymore, guys—<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Captain. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>—I don’t understand. How are you speaking in Captain Zaren’s voice? This isn’t possible. And how did you get past our firewalls? And who are you supposed to be? It’s not funny anymore, guys—<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Captain. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Admiral. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Admiral. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*　lala la la la la. YoYo Tango, we are YoYo Tango. na na na na na. Do you have anything to leave behind, Tango?<br><br>—I didn’t quite catch that, Admiral. Did you have anything to *leave behind?*