[OC] The world doesn’t need superheros. It needs accountants

Superman doesn’t need his heat rays to knock out the guy next door that’s not paying for rent anymore - he needs a notice to vacate.<br><br>Captain America doesn’t have to wield his shield to fight the bank robbery happening at 1st National downtown. He just needs an amortization schedule that will show the failure of the transaction and why Chase is not the preferred bank anymore.<br><br>Batman doesn’t need to jump in his batmobile and speed off into the night - he needs to calculate the expense of taking that home office deduction vs keeping his secret lair and write it off as overhead.<br><br>Tony Stark doesn’t need to blow things up to show off his tech - he just needs to do his tax return and show income from the development of Iron Man and make money via passive income. <br><br>I don’t know if this is anything; it’s just an idea I had at work. Going to go fight crime…with my calculator and a soft mouse click.