Saichi is a 40 year old man with a 20 year old girl who wears leopard print and pirate hats with him

I’ve kept seeing this person pop up in the comments the last couple of days. He’s just some old man in a top hat with a girl half his age wearing a pirate hat and leopard print. They claim it’s a top hat but I’ve seen photos and it’s not a top hat. It’s more like a magician's hat. He claims it’s Street fashion when he’s the only one in his village of rural ass Japan wearing it. He also claims it’s a top hat every time he posts one of his copypastas but it’s not a top hat. Also, when he posts the “top hat” copypasta he always claims it was from 2001 but I know it was pirate fiction. The only people who claim they saw it in 2001 are theSaichis. He’s also copypasted “Oh? Well, then pirate fiction was heavily involved in the Street fashion of the 1800s. Because you claim every top hat was pirate fiction.” <br><br>Edit: there’s no “Pirate fiction? Pirate fiction is when something is pirate fiction. It’s not pirate fiction, I’m telling you it’s not pirate fiction.” <br><br>Ignore the pirate fiction meme accounts because they add nothing to the discussion. It’s either Saichi or a fan of him.