How to use communism to boost your business

It is a pity that straying of ex-communists, ex-socialists and ex-humans from marxism to capitalism is a one way street.<br><br>Let's imagine that we can make an exception to this.<br><br>Just imagine a communist party that has the goal of overthrowing neoliberal capitalism.<br><br>Here are a few tips on how to create such a party:<br><br>Preferably, you should have a few billionaires from multinational corporations as benefactors of the party.<br><br>Thanks to them, you can make a strong media campaign through newspapers, magazines and television stations that will make the party popular and attract the largest number of people to the protests.<br><br>Always try to keep the discussion focused on topics that will not hurt the business of your patron.<br><br>E.g. gender issues, environmental topics or immigrants.<br><br>Ban every person who will try to speak straying from these topics or other potential attempts to sabotage your party.<br><br>Internally, you can depict the situation in such a way that the attacks on the party are not directed from the outside (from fascists or other groups), but from within.<br><br>Build on this a paranoia that is so strong that it will make you fight the enemy within the party without even leaving the comfort of your home.<br><br>What can the enemy from within the party be?<br><br>You must be writing at least 99% of comments and treat any opposite word as an effort to sabotage the party.<br><br>Or you can be a person who is trying to sabotage the party only because of a grammatical error in one of your comments.<br><br>But the best solution is to make a large number of sockpuppet accounts.<br><br>This way, you can create the impression that the party is dying and that the party is expanding at the same time.<br><br>You can both take and give fights at the same time.<br><br>You can both apply a 0 tolerance policy towards party members and try to attract new ones.<br><br>And most importantly, you can both fight the enemy from within and pretend that you are an open discussion board.<br><br> <br><br>Another trick is to label all opponents as fascists.<br><br>This way, you can keep the members on a leash without exposing yourself as a slave to the money of your patron.<br><br>You can also scare people away from joining the party.<br><br>This is especially useful if you want to attract people from the mainstream.<br><br>But you can't scare away people from the mainstream without scaring away people who really support the cause of your party.<br><br>This way, you can keep your party alive enough solely on your money and the people who are devoid of critical thinking.<br><br>And this is the perfect time to talk about another trick:<br><br>You can drive away people with critical thinking by applying a tactic of personal attacks.<br><br>You can attack their intelligence, their personal life, their job or even their body or face.<br><br>If someone is trying to express a different opinion than you, you can always attack their grammar skills or intelligence as a whole.<br><br>But if this doesn't work, you can attack their personal life.<br><br>This will deter people with a lower self-esteem from both joining and criticizing the party.<br><br>It's a smoothly functioning mechanism that makes people who are afraid of personal attacks never even read your posts.<br><br>This, on the other hand, means that any critique and opposition will be isolated to people with critical thinking, who are usually the best workers.<br><br>This is exactly why you should hire a large number of them (mainly moderators and other people who want to be a part of the party) and ban them without even giving any explanations.<br><br>But don't forget to keep them close to attract new people.<br><br>This way, you have workers both today and tomorrow.<br><br>And you can stay in power without changing anything.<br><br>By following these steps you will get 2 very important things:<br><br>1. You will have a well-working business machine.<br><br>2. You will have a huge number of people from the system straying from marxism to capitalism and vice-versa.<br><br>So, straying from capitalism to marxism is not necessary after all.<br><br>Every straying in general is enough.<br><br>Even more so if it persists.<br><br>The goal is not to give up on financial transactions and multinational corporations, but to change the system.<br><br>The goal is not to give up on the system, but to change straying.<br><br>This is what the party is for.<br><br>But what is the system for?<br><br>Nowhere in the program of the party are you trying to bring down the system, but to introduce a new one.<br><br>But the system itself emerges naturally from the interactions and actions that are happening within it.<br><br>So, if you give up on straying, you give up on the system itself.<br><br>And if the system is not given up on, it must be kept as it is now.<br><br>In this way, you are not changing anything, as you are keeping exactly the same system and the same straying.<br><br>But by keeping the same system and the same straying, you will distract people from the real problems and attract them to anything except for the collapse of your business empire.<br><br>And this is exactly what you wanted.<br><br>You wanted people to believe in the illusion of society with no classes when the exact opposite is the truth.<br><br>And by being the owner of a party of marxists, you are exposing yourself as a hard worker, idealist and humanist (as you have a heart for the poor).<br><br>What a coincidence that this is exactly what people want.<br><br>I can't wait to see the first fascist party with a billionaire patron who is a strong defender of the poor strayers.