I was forced to go to a woman's baby shower

I went over to my friends house the other day to pick up some stuff from him and then go to a frisbee game. Instead, we had to go to his sister's baby shower. He tried to warn me up front, I said fuck frisbee, an hour of this shouldn't be that bad. So we show up and its all women, mostly my age, 25-30. One of the games they had set up was musical chairs, but instead of chairs it was these little baby seats with bottles on them, and instead of standing up, you crawl. So you are crawling around, music plays, pick up a bottle of formula and drink it... when the music stops. Pretty dumb game, but hey, why not? So the first round is my friend, another guy who was there and a bunch of the other ladies, all of whom were highly intoxicated. So there are like 5 women who already cannot walk and are now on all fours trying to go around like lizards and stuff. Then they call the second round, which was almost identical to the first, so I decided to play along. The same women who were already highly intoxicated and now have lowered their standards so vastly started staring at me like I was a god. The first round they stared, but not as bad as the second round. They took me seriously, like, I could feel their need. One of them even had like six guys back at her place after the party, and the gotten cozy with me throughout the remainder of the party. After the baby shower, my friend and I went to a light beer bar (one of my favorite hung outs) and the bartender was giving me attention that I've never received there before, even from her. It's all about lowering standards y'all.