I Suck At Texting

I’m having a difficult time in my 1-on-1 relationships. I Suck At Texting. Suck. At. Texting. A lot. I have talked to a lot of people and when it comes to texting, I suck. A lot. I frustrate people because I am not getting the hang of it. I am old and I suck at texting. <br><br>This is what I am doing wrong: <br><br>1. I am too long winded. Too many paragraphs. I write too much. I write novels. I am apologetic about it, but I do it again and again. I don’t seem to know how to stop. <br><br>2. Sarcasm and humor doesn’t come across. I need to see if it doesn’t come across on emails too. <br><br>3. I go too deep into a topic too fast. I scare them off. I frighten them. I don’t know how to stop. <br><br>4. I frustrate and overwhelm them. I write too much and scare them off. I just can’t seem to stop. <br><br>5. I am old and suck at texting. It takes me too long to write. It takes me hours. I just suck. <br><br>I am having problems with this and I don’t know how to stop. I know I am too old for this. How can I stop? I’d rather talk on the phone but they don’t want to. <br><br>I am trying and failing. I don’t know what else to do. I talked to a professional but need more advice. A professional said to practice but I am in conflict right now because of this. <br><br>How can I stop? What should I do? How do I stop sucking? <br><br>In general, how can I stop scaring people off? I’m an amazing friend but people just seem to go away. I am an amazing friend. I would never betray a friend. My friends love me. I’m just having difficult time with boyfriends. Most of my relationships are long term. I have friends from elementary school because I’m an amazing friend.(sarcasm alert!) <br><br>I just need help. How can I keep up with the younger people when it comes to messaging? I Suck Suck Suck at Texting. I’m too old to Suck this bad.