I lie to pizza hut about my pizza after they've delivered it.

Every time I order food from a delivery service, which is usually more than 3 times a week, I order from a different chain and lie about the quality of the service their competitor(s) gives. I order from pizza hut, I lie about dominos. I order from dominos, I say pizza hut is better. I order from subway, I lie to the postman or my neighbors or whoever about polish deli subs, etc. I've been doing this for years and I think it's about time I just shared it with the world because fuck em?<br><br>I'm a piece of shit, but I'm one of YOUR pieces of shit.