When I was 8 I fell asleep on a place mat in McDonald's and they let me sleep through 3 table changes.

When I was 8 I fell asleep on a place mat in McDonald's and they let me sleep through 3 table changes.#####When I was 8 I woke up in McDonald's laid out on a table place mat and one of the employees sitting next to me saying "how long have you been here for little boy? This lady isn't your mom?" and I just said McDonald's and he said "How long have you been here for?" and I said "I don't know, for McDonald's."<br><br>He brought me up to the front and they called my mom at her work from one of those old ass payphones and when she got home she asked me what happened and I said "I went to McDonald's and went to sleep and some bad lady brought me out that wasn't you."<br><br>She told me this story again the other day and said it terrifies her when she thinks about it.<br>Pretty sure I'm unidentifiable to most people with short hair.