Sometimes I have to remind myself that shit is fucked up

My mom used to give birth to a baby very often. One year, my dad drunk drove her to the hospital and was rear ended. The crash caused my mom to shockingly spit out the full grown baby mixed in with the broken wreckage of the car. The baby was born shit scared. The cop asked my dad if anyone was hurt and my dad said no. So the cop threw him in drunk jail for 6 months. Later that day my mom got out of the hospital and went home and was eager to have sex with my dad except she found that she was bleeding and her womb hurt. She later found that is was give birth to an entire baby. When my dad got out, my mom told him what had happened and he was completely shocked. 2 weeks later they had another baby, and they were obviously not going to have the baby. The day when the baby was going to be born they went to the hospital and when they got there and this is the important part, they got into a crash and a baby came flying out. Now my mom knows she's pregnant and they are unusually fertile. So they decide that the only way to survive is to have my mom give birth to a baby every day or else they would constantly be in crashes killing each other in the womb. Eventually, they gave birth to every human that's alive today.