The best thing that's happened to me in a long time is getting a vasectomy.

I'm not a doctor, but it seems that men are not supposed to get vasectomies. I got mine last week. I am now sterile for life, and I couldn't be happier. It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I don't have to worry about some little bitch using my DNA to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch sucking around on my DNA to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch using an embryo pump to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch using a surrogate to bear a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch using a donor egg with my DNA to make a parasitic little creature with a whore's DNA that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch using my DNA in cloning to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch stealing my identity to get a sperm sample from me while I'm asleep, and then using it to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell. I don't have to worry about some little bitch kidnapping me and forcing me to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell.<br><br>Now I can finally settle down and enjoy my life without having to worry about some little bitch using my DNA to make a parasitic little creature that will drain my bank account, destroy my home, and make my life a living hell.