I've never wanted a relationship but I do want to have a son.

I'm not really attracted to women but I want a son. He'll most likely be born via a rented womb.<br><br>I've come to the conclusion that no matter how hard I try unless I'm extremely unattractive none of these events (it's the mother's fault) will happen to me:<br><br>*He comes out of his mother's womb just to find out that he's gay and I wasted tens of thousands of dollars on him*<br><br>*He comes home one day and says he wants to pursue a career in the arts*<br><br>*He has a daughter*<br><br>*He gets into a fight with a female classmate and they call the cops*<br><br>*He tries to push a cart of groceries across a parking lot and is accused of sexually groping the teenagers who offered to help him and they call the cops*<br><br>*He's a good kid and ends up with a good job but will never know what it's like to be knighted by Her Majesty*<br><br>*He commits mass murder-suicide in a daycare full of girls after posting a 150 page manifesto online*<br><br>*He's physically attractive and women will try to manipulate him into breeding and then take my money away*<br><br>*He gets into a fight with a female classmate and they call the cops*<br><br>This is grim but I believe breeding is cheaper than a game of roulette where you put a 9mm on the chamber and spin it around.