Hey guys! I just graduated college and I got my "dream job" in the corporate world! Looks like I won't be dying lonely and bancrupt after all!

Hey guys! I just graduated college and I got my "dream job" in the corporate world! Looks like I won't be dying lonely and bancrupt after all! I don't have student loans, but I have about $70k in credit card debt to pay off. I also got that new Lamborghini Countach I always wanted, it's a vessel to show off my wealth, proof that my hard work has paid off, and I like to drive it to work every day to show everyone just how awesome I am! My supervisors showed me to my private office, and they even put in a little fridge with all the alcohol I can drink on demand! I can't wait to smash on a few drinks at my desk and drive around in circles in my Lamborghini! I'm gonna get so much pussy from all the women at work, but I'm not cheating on my wife of course! I don't know what you guys are talking about, it's not a patriarchy, as a matter of fact we're all equal, and we're so lucky to have feminist women out there showing us that they can do just as good as if not better than us at everything!