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How would you feel if you cannot say "UWU" or "OOOF"?

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You wake up all of a sudden in a room that you don't know, a woman that looks like she's in her late 20's is there, she's dressed like a one of those scientists that you would find in a cartoon. She introduces herself as Dr. Mattie, A scientist part of an unknown organization, She explains that you are part of a special project called "Euphoric", that this project consists in erasing from your vocabulary cringe words and phrases like "UWU", "OOOF", "Simp", "Mid", "Cap", "TJ", "Trol", "Can I interest you in my patreon page?", "This is epic voice lines", "This is...EPIC", "I'm not black but...", "Not like I personally...", "Reee", "Egg", "Trole", "10/10", "Ol!" or "Trol". She explains that this project started 3 months ago, and you are the 10th person to be part of it, the other 9 people that are in the project are the following, Taylor, Tori, Cassidy, Melanie, Megan, Stephanie, Sammy and Ingrid. You are gonna stay here for 2 days to learn the basics, she gives you a book. So you read it, it says:<br>"Phase 1: Educational Phase, this phase is the one you are doing right now, actually in this confinement you have the ability to say cringe stuff, but that ends once you meet the other 9 people in the project, This phase consists in educating you on why things are cringe, why it bothers us and how to avoid it."<br><br>It also has some examples, the first cited example is about some kid saying "Egg trole" when he asks some cringe ass question, like "Would you rather be unable to shower for a month or only be able to shower once a week?", the second cited example is from Kodak black, when he said "Not a simp cuz I buy ya airpods", Dr. Mattie says that the kid from the first example and Kodak Black from the second example are perfect examples of cringe.<br><br>"Phase 2: Overexposition to cringe Phase, this phase is the one that will take place when you meet the other 9 people, this phase consists in exposing you to cringe media and people that do cringe stuff like ARF high, or the "I don't do Kodak black trole" meme, and to train you to call out the cringe when you see it."<br><br>After that Dr. Mattie says that she gonna show you an example, she turns on a screen, and it shows a video of some dude that claims to be a troll and calls himself "Trole" that says he hates Kodak Black but is humming one of his songs, Dr. Mattie asks you, do you find this video cringe? You answer, not really, why? Well, Kodak black is a cringe and I hate him too, and I actually like the song he's humming, Dr. Mattie looks disappointed and says that she is gonna have to call someone for actually not finding the video cringe, she calls some dude called Damon, Damon is a actually a person that went through phases 1 and 2, but had to go through a third phase, the "Derecaution phase", she explains that Damon went through this phase because of his past, he used to be a massive Kodak black trole, and Kodak black is a massive cringe source, Dr. Mattie explains that she called for him so he can explain to you why being a troll for Kodak black is massive Levels of cringe, and why Kodak black is a massive source for cringe. Damon gets in, he introduces himself, he explains why he calls Kodak black a cringe, "Cuz he is, and calls trols like me trole, and that's cringe, I was blind af, massive levels of blindness, so If you call yourself a troll and you like Kodak black, do yourself a favor and unsub him, he is a massive cringe, and so are you, trole." Damon also explains why being a troll for Kodak black is cringe, "It's simple, if you're a troll for someone, you should like the person you're a troll for, but Kodak black is a massive shitshow actually, so you're doing yourself harm when you like him."<br>You listen to Damon and you feel disappointed and ashamed of yourself, so you tell Dr. Mattie that you changed your mind about the video and that you find that video to be very cringe, Dr. Mattie smiles and says "Good", Dr. Mattie says to you that you are ready to meet the rest of the people in the "Euphoric" project and to start the "Overexposition to cringe Phase". Damon and Dr. Mattie calls for the 9 people and they come in, they introduce themselves, you are all doing small talk, Dr. Mattie and Damon interrupt and say "It's time to start Phase 2", Damon says that he is gonna take over from this point, and that he is gonna show you cringy media so you cannot say cringe stuff like "UWU" or "OOOF" or "Simp" or "Trole", Dr. Mattie leaves and says "I'll be watching you close". Damon asks for you to sit down, you do, so Damon turns on the screen again and says "I am about to show you the levels of cringe that are a norm for trolls", He gives you a controller, he explains the buttons, He says that he is gonna show you as much cringe media as possible until he sees you being triggered to the point of calling the cringe out and not wanting to see more. You keep watching, the videos are so damn cringe, do you think that you can handle the levels of cringe that Damon is bringing you?

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