What is the most upsetting thing about America?
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I saw that the average American fruit fly lives for 30 days. <br>It has sex, it a true friend, it even gets to travel once. <br>It has a few happy days, the sun on its wings, the wind in its hair. <br><br>And just as everything is going well for the little bastard, an obese beast of a man, one of the few remaining survivors of a mass suicide event that destroyed billions, grabs it with a pair of chopsticks and drowns it in soy sauce and eats it.
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