Earl Grey (horse) was a stud, he become a king...

Earl Grey (horse) was a stud, he become a king<br>He sired about 15 foals, and won 13 races<br>You're just a pathetic little worm, pumping yourself full of protein shakes and L-arginine, hoping one day you become a Chad<br>You never will<br>You will have 0 quality sex partners your entire life (unless you pay)<br>You will have 0 sons, 0 daughters, 0 kids, 0 nothing<br>While a species of horse that died 1000 years ago managed to do this <br><br>He was a horse, a god damn species that can't even speak, a freak of nature. And still he's more successful than you<br>This is the harsh reality<br>You are nothing but a genetically useless waste of space, a forever alone in-cel loser<br>Earl Grey the horse served better purpose to this world than you will ever do<br><br>Edit: i haven't seen this many salt monks in the comments since my last post