I stole a half gallon of chocolate milk and a cookie

Im not gonna get in trouble for it because I was a kid but I remember once when a bunch of my friends and I ran out of this gas station with a bunch of cookie packs and each of us grabbed a gallon of milk. I remember there was a bunch of us (8 or 9) and they eventually caught 6 of us but one got away (another didnt get caught because he ran out the back but they eventually caught him too). The other got away and ran as fast as he could and it turns out his dad was in the parking lot and he saw his son holding a gallon of milk with a bunch of cookies and running as fast as he could away from the gas station. He said he chased his son and after a while he caught him and he said "whats wrong son?" And his son said (this is verbatum) "yeah i stole a half gallon of chocolate milk and cookie" and his dad was like "a half gallon? Thats nothing why are you running so slow" Lol i never forgot that and i wonder if hes doing ok today