I like sand in my underwear after swimming. It adds weight and shifts around enough to remind me of the ocean.

I like sand in my underwear after swimming. It adds weight and shifts around enough to remind me of the ocean.#####Edit: wow, this blew up. I feel like I was pretty clear on the point, but a lot of people seem to have misinterpreted things or lacked the ability to exercise their suspending of disbelief. It’s not actually real, nor is it meant for long term. It’s the same feeling of putting a seashell to your ear and hearing the ocean, except it lasts a little longer. The whole point of this was to express a fictional fondness for an idea, the idea itself, not the actual result.