I stole over 2 dozenyiurts on my rounds because they make me sick.

Hi. I’m 19 and my first job was a milkman. Our agency was being shut down and the owner was going to throw anything we couldn’t sell away at the end of the month but it’s not over yet. <br><br>I only had a week left at my old job anyway, so I decided to steal a bunch of the yogurt to try to get rid of it. (This was before I knew there was still a week to go) I don’t like yogurt but my mom invited me to her house for dinner and I wanted to save face and bring something so there was no questions asked. I stole a lot of Vanilla because cheese is gross to me and she doesn’t like chocolate. <br><br>She and her husband say they’ve only had one or two a day because they don’t want to finish it too fast but they have been having one a day for five days now. It’s terrifying. <br><br>If I go a week without seeing one I’ll be good. Fuck yogurt.<br><br>Edit: No I’m not getting a refund.<br><br>Second edit: First part is the bad part and I absolutely do not think it’s okay to steal. It’s a sin and it’s wrong. And I’m definitely not stealing anything in the future. I’m definitely not recommending people steal at all. <br><br>Third edit: Please understand that my first time stealing was fucked up and I wasn’t thinking. It was a mistake and I wouldn’t do it again for the life of me. Forgive me.<br><br>Edit 4: I didn’t steal anything worth over $10. Twenty 6oz yogurts don’t cost that much.<br><br>Fifth edit: The milk company invited me to steal. I know that’s not and excuse but that was part of the job description of the past two weeks of my employ. <br><br>Sixth edit: Since milkmen don’t carry cash, I did not lose my job. <br><br>Seventh edit: I didn’t think it would have gone this far. The real funny part was that I didn’t eat it myself so I got my mom. I was being thoughtful but the timing of absolutely everything else is what makes it funny.