I Found My Soulmate in Walmart

I'm an attractive woman in my late 20s. I've got long, curly blonde hair and the face of an angel. My measurements are 36DD-26-40. I've received several proposals, have travelled extensively, speak four languages and can play four instruments. Nevertheless, I've been alone my entire life, and it's not for lack of trying. One day I was wandering through Walmart, thinking about my situation. As I passed the pharmacy, I could feel eyes on me. When I looked, I saw the hottest guy I've ever laid eyes on watching me from behind the glass. <br><br>There he was: a chiselled jawline, piercing blue eyes, hair as black as the night. He was built like a Greek god, with arms that were as thick as tree trunks and bulbous green eyes that seemed to pierce right through my very soul. He flashed me a winning smile, and I couldn't help but feel a little weak in the knees. I decided to go and flirt with him, try my luck for the umpteenth time. I pranced down the aisle towards him, swaying my hips as I went, and his smile grew. <br><br>When I got to him, I smiled coyly, tossed my hair, and asked him for directions to the peanut butter. Now my voice is naturally husky and irresistible to men, and this was no exception; he looked me dead in the eye and told me he'd take me there himself. He called his co-worker over to man the stand and he took me to the appropriate aisle. On the way, he asked me if I was single. I told him I was, and he smiled again. I smiled too, and we both smiled together at each other for a while, before he broke the silence and asked me to go out with him. <br><br>I agreed, and he asked me if I had a car, because he didn't have one at the moment. I told him I did, and he smiled once more, before taking me to the carpark. There, to my surprise, he pushed me up against my car and started making out with me. I resisted, but he was too strong for me. He ended up pushing me against my car and having his way with me, right there in the Walmart carpark. I'll admit, it was paradisal, and when we both finished, he asked if I'd like to do it again. <br><br>What followed was an hour long, passionatelovemaking session in the back of my car. When we were finished, I asked him for his number, but he told me he didn't have a phone. I offered to buy him one, but he said he was happy the way he was. I asked him his name, but he said he didn't have one. I asked him how that was possible, and he said he had also been alone his entire life, and noone had ever bothered to give him one. <br><br>I was so touched by this man, I decided to make the ultimate sacrifice. I offered to marry him, and he agreed. We went to the courthouse, got married, and honeymooned in the car yesterday. Now I know what you're thinking? "How can this be? Every man would jump at the chance to be with me, and I'm married to some random guy from Walmart?" Well it doesn't matter, because I don't need anything else in this world. <br><br>I've found my soulmate.