I stole my dads sex toys and dildo, dipped them in his toothbrush and toothpaste.

Yesterday my dad came home from work and was acting very quiet, and just looked very sad. I went to some family and try to ask if he was okay, and they said they had done the exact same thing to him. He never noticed, and he even said he thought that the toothbrush was too hard for his teeth.<br><br>Edit: small typo