I stole something and got away with it.

Here is my story:<br><br><br><br>I was with my boyfriend at the time to the mall and he needed new shoes and I needed new underwear so we went to a clothing store to look for bras. I found one that I liked, and I got in size small and I put it in my shirt between my breast. The store worker came over to me and said "hello there how are you today?"<br><br>I said "I am great thank you."<br><br>When she went by my bf came to me and I said "I hope she didn't see that."<br><br>He said "What"? (sizes 8-16 are 3 for 20)<br><br>I said "the bra I am wearing" <br><br>He said "Where did you get that?"<br><br>I said "I hid it in my shirt"<br><br>He said "Are you crazy?"<br><br>I said "just go about your business and don't say anything"<br><br>We kept shopping and I found more since they were 3 for $20 and then the store worker came back to us and said "you look like the type of person who would like the kind of bras that have lace, push up, and cut outs"<br><br>I said "That is my favorite kind"<br><br>She said "Let me just show you which ones would look good on you"<br><br>Me and my bf went over and she pulled out a lot of really nice bras and I thought I was busted but she was just a nice woman.<br><br>Me and my bf went back over to the rack and he whispered to me and said "You're not going to jail for a bra"<br><br>I said "No I am getting kicked out and banned for a bra"<br><br>I said "You're not going to jail for a bra"<br><br>She left us alone and I put 3 inside my shirt and put another one on and made sure I covered my shoulder with my hair and then we left the store.<br><br><br><br>I am still alive.<br><br>I do hope that she did get fired for all the bras I hijacked.<br><br>&#x200B;