What’s the WORST experience you’ve had at airport security?

Just got back from a trip to New Zealand, and this happened:<br><br>I clear the security scanner, and the cop watching the monitor at the other end says I need to get a pat down. I don’t see a red flag already, but whatever. <br><br>He takes me to the ‘pat down room’ (straight out of The Fifth Element).<br><br>“Someone will be with you in a moment.”<br><br>A search officer comes in, puts on gloves, and starts patting me down. <br><br>He sees something near my waist. He pulls down my shorts, runs his hands down my ass crack, jiggles the strange item, then wrenches down my underwear to investigate.<br><br>What does he find? <br><br>A wad of my own bodily fluids that has collected in my underwear after the 14 hour flight. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking, but I didn’t even consider it and figured he would just search my pockets. <br><br>Anyway, he’s choking down a vomit, examines search records to see if this is a recurring issue, refuses to let me get cleaned up, and then makes me stand by and wait for a manager while I’m caked in my own feces.<br><br>Manager comes in, holes up for 10 minutes, comes out and simply says “ok you can leave”. <br><br>Apparently the whole ordeal was a bureaucratic red tape exercise to check if I’m a long term shit smuggler. <br><br>What ‘s the worst you’ve had?