How do I get my dog to stop trying to fuck me?

Post history, /chat, profile, sideways, I'm posting in r/mgtow. Everyone hates me everywhere, never did anything to deserve it. Fuck.<br><br>So yeah, we have a dog named Killer who we adopted a year ago. It looks like a white black lab. He's about 1 years old. Been acting this way for a couple weeks now and we don't get it.<br><br>It's been 4 hours since I've been on shift at my job, and just a few hours ago when I woke up to go to the bath it starts trying to hump me. Like literal intercourse. I've just woken up, I haven't even brushed my teeth yet, I don't smell good. Why is Killer trying to do this? He doesn't even like my breath.<br><br>Anyways, anyone have advice on why it's doing this? I don't think he's trying to get corny or anything. Let me know below in the comments.<br><br>Edit: likes to lick my face, doesn't like anyone else but me. Due to this I've decided to sideways that adopter. I'm sure you understand.