I stole money from my job at 15 and bought a dumb fucking yo-yo.

I don't really remember but I was 15 and I got a job as a ticket taker at a roller skating rink. You know, those places where you can roller skate in a circle around a building. They play music. Travels to you every fucking week in the 90s.<br><br>So I stole fucking money. $5 fucking bill. Every kid that goes in, you have to scan it. I started just taking them and to keep them in my ticket box. I would steal a $5 fucking bill each shift. They paid gave me a $55 paycheck every 2 weeks. Fuck, I was rich. I was making $110 a month at 15 but I was stealing an extra $5-10 per shift. Travelling to a fucking rink every week. I only fucking worked there for like 5 months, so when I quit, I had all sorts of cash.<br><br><br>So Travelling fucking skating rinks are owned by a rich guy, and the skateshop sells all sorts of stupid shit. Yo-yos, stupid key chain thingies that I forgot the name of, the string thingie with a ball on the end you can bounce on your hand (what the fuck is that called).<br><br><br>So I was making all sorts of cash, and my buddy had this yo-yo called a butterfly. It was like a little plastic thing, and of course, a fucking yo-yo. I learned fucking tricks with it. The thing is for the spin, you had to put fucking oil on it to keep it lubricated and fucking do all of the tricks.<br><br><br>One day, I stole a $5 bill from my fucking ticket box, and went to the skating rink store, and bought a fucking butterfly yo-yo. Best yo-yo I ever bought, even though I stole the fucking money. Travels to you every fucking day I wish I could go back in time and give them fucking yo-yo money back but I can't.<br><br><br>I never got really good at the fucking yo-yo, but I did learn the fucking forward pass trick. That was it. Every time it went on the string, I would pull it back up to the fucking top with the string drive. A fucking waste of money.<br><br>Edit: I didn't steal the yo-yo, I stole the fucking money, and bought the yo-yo with it.<br><br>Edit 2: It's called a fucking diabolo. The spinning fucking top thing. Travels to you fucking google.