The World’s Worst (Best?) Intelligence Agency

The agency is responsible for stopping and investigating any threats to the nation, no matter how big or small. They are very good at what they do and have prevented many threats and solved countless mysteries. The problem is that the agency has the most terrible, awful, no good, very bad, completely insane methods of gathering intelligence, solving mysteries, and stopping threats. This is because the agency was originally meant to be the nation’s greatest asset and is run by people who have no idea that the world is not a fairy tale.<br><br>Example: The agency uses a version of the lie detector test that is extremely painful and makes the subject more likely to lie, making the test more useful for catching liars but also much more painful. If someone fails the lie detector test, they are sent to an isolated island for the rest of their lives where they are forced to do nothing but walk in a circle.<br><br>Another example: If someone goes missing, the agency will monitor their family for any suspicious behavior. If they find out that the family is trying to collect the reward money for finding their loved one, they will be arrested and charged with a crime. If they find out that the family is trying to cover up their loved one’s death, they will be arrested and charged with a crime. If they find out that the family is trying to escape the country to avoid being charged with a crime, they will be arrested and charged with a crime. If the family is not trying to cover up their loved one’s death, they will be arrested and charged with a crime.<br><br>The agency will also send agents to spy on the family and friends of anyone who goes missing. If the agents find out that anyone in the family or friends is trying to escape the country to avoid being charged with a crime, they will be arrested and charged with a crime. If the agents find out that anyone in the family or friends is trying to cover up the person’s death, they will be arrested and charged with a crime. If the agents find out that anyone in the family or friends is trying to collect the reward money for finding their loved one, they will be arrested and charged with a crime.<br><br>The agency will also monitor the family and friends of anyone who goes missing to make sure they are not trying to cover up their loved one’s death or escape the country to avoid being charged with a crime. If they find out that the family or friends are trying to cover up their loved one’s death or escape the country, they will be arrested and charged with a crime.