My kids are getting too good at the “why” game

The “why” game is a fun one, and one that I’ve previously posted about in more detail. For those not familiar, it is basically where my kids will ask me to come up with a believable reason for any absurd thing they can imagine, just for the hell of it.<br><br>Recently, it has gotten out of hand. We have started to get people coming to me for these things in real life, and I’ve had to start charging. Like, I was at work today, and a coworker walked by my desk and said “Why do socks have holes in the toe? I’ve been wondering that for years.”<br><br>I was a bit taken aback at first, but I have gotten very good at thinking on the fly, so I gave him an excellent answer and he was thrilled.<br><br>Later, my boss came over and asked me what he said, then asked me the same question, and I gave her a good answer as well. She was a bit concerned that I was grooming my coworker, but I assured her that it was all innocent and professional. I mean, sure, my reputation may have taken a bit of a hit, but I assure you it was worth it.<br><br>Now, I am worried about getting found out. Like, if I get in trouble at work, I won’t be able to afford to do this for free anymore.<br><br>Does anyone have any ideas for side hustles to help me afford this? I am currently thinking maybe I could do yard work, or walk dogs. Any other ideas are welcome, especially if they pay cash.