The iPhone 15 Pro Max is so bad that it may be the worst iPhone ever

I've had the Pro Max since Friday and I absolutely hate it. The back is already scratched and it's not my fault. It feels like Apple wants me to scratch it and is encouraging me to do so. The 3D Touch is gone and the replacement, called 'Tap', is an absolute joke. There is no haptic feedback on the buttons. The buttons don't even click. It feels cheap. The volume control on the side is also mushy and not precise at all. The battery is mediocre and charges so slow. There is no USB-C, even though every single Apple device uses it except for the iPhone. There is no stereo audio jack, and if you try to plug in a pair of earbuds, it will only play audio on one earbud, not both. I was expecting the camera to be good, but it's not. It's just as bad as any Android camera, if not worse. The portrait mode is an absolute joke. It's like they just used Google Photos as a reference. It just doesn't work and can't handle anything. It's like they took every single feature they removed from the iPhone and put them in one phone. This is the worst iPhone ever.