My 22 year old son has just had a baby with a fat sl*ut

My son is the lights of my life, the most handsome, clever, sweetest thing. I loved him since the day he was born and I still can't get over how much I love him now.<br><br>He's had a hard time with women. He's been told he's too pick and too shy and that's why he's single. He was planning to go to Australia but now he's staying home and he has a baby together with a girl he's been seeing for just over a month.<br><br>I can't even get over the fact that my 22 year old son has a baby mother. The way I see it he's too pretty, too young, too handsome and too picky for a low quality girl like this.<br><br>I wanted to tell him to get a paternity test but he's too young and too dumb to listen to me. I can't wait for him to grow older and become wiser and less stupid.<br><br>Why do these slugs have so many upvotes?