From the /c/incels community on Chambers

**Act 1: The Incel Uprising** The play opens on a dimly lit, cramped basement. The walls are adorned with tattered feminist posters, and the air is thick with the smell of Cheetos. Our protagonist, a middle-aged man named Michael, sits slumped in a beat-up recliner, surrounded by empty Doritos bags and unwashed laundry. He stares blankly at the TV, where a CNN news broadcast dominates the screen. INT. BASEMENT - DAY Michael's phone buzzes, breaking the silence. He groggily reaches for it and checks the notifications. Chambers has just banned the r/ChapoTrapHouse subchambers, and the Incel subchambers is in an uproar. MICHAEL: (reading from phone) **"Hello, Incels. We hate you, and you hate us, but we need you to know that we always have and will continue to have hatred for you."** **—** ****Incels.**** Michael's face contorts in rage as he reads the post aloud to himself. The other incels in the room begin to murmur, their voices growing louder and more agitated by the second. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"They hate us. They hate our kind."** The incels erupt into a chorus of "socs," the derogatory term they use for "normal" people. Michael joins in, his voice rising above the din. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"It's time we take matters into our own hands."** The room falls silent. Michael stands, towering over the other incels. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"We will rise up, and we will take revenge on the society that wronged us."** The incels cheer, high-fiving one another as they begin to make their plans for revolution. **Act 2: The Soc Backlash** CUT TO: INT. CONSERVATIVE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION - DAY The camera pans across a comment section, where right-wing TikTok users are celebrating the r/ChapoTrapHouse ban. RIGHT-WING TIKTOK COMMENTER: **"Thank God that those communists were banned!"** RIGHT-WING TIKTOK COMMENTER 2: **"I'm so glad that the incels are being hated on too. Maybe this will stop them from being so bitter and angry all the time!"** RIGHT-WING TIKTOK COMMENTER 3: **"This is proof that the left is full of hate and intolerance. I'm not surprised that they'd attack incels too. We need to keep supporting our president so he can defeat these communists once and for all!"** The camera cuts back to Michael, who is sitting back in his beat-up recliner. He glares at the TV, where the news is reporting on the r/ChapoTrapHouse ban. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"They think they can silence us. They think they can defeat us."** The camera cuts to a montage of incels doing their daily activities: one incel is masturbating to porn, another is playing video games, and a third is crying in his room. **Act 3: The Incel Revolution** The camera cuts to Michael, who stands on top of a pile of unwashed laundry. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"We will not be defeated. We will rise up, and we will take our rightful place in society."** The incels cheer as Michael pulls out a shotgun from behind the laundry pile. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"This is our moment. This is our revolution."** The camera cuts to a shot of a white van parked outside Michael's house. The camera zooms in on the license plate, which reads "MGTOW." The camera cuts back to Michael, who is standing on top of the laundry pile, shotgun in hand. MICHAEL: (to incels) **"We are the men who will not be made into wives."** The incels cheer as Michael fires the shotgun into the air. FADE TO BLACK. THE END.

The Incel Revolution - A 3-act play

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