When I was a kid I used to work at a fast food place. A customer came in and I asked for their order. A cheeseburger meal. Okay. I tell the next coworker and he asks for the order again just to make sure he heard me right. A cheeseburger meal. So he goes to the kitchen to make the order. He comes…

When I was a kid I used to work at a fast food place. A customer came in and I asked for their order. A cheeseburger meal. Okay. I tell the next coworker and he asks for the order again just to make sure he heard me right. A cheeseburger meal. So he goes to the kitchen to make the order. He comes back out and tells me that he needs to tell the customer that they are all out of cheeseburgers. What the actual f**k? We are a fast food restaurant. We need to have cheeseburgers! He says that there are buns in the freezer and burgers in the refrigerator. He can make one if he wants. So I go out to the customer and tell them that we are out of cheeseburgers and offer them other options. They say that they want to wait for a cheeseburger. I go out to the kitchen and ask the chef to make one. He says that we are out of cheese but that he has some special sauce in the back. I tell him that it’ll work. So I give the order to the fry cook and he makes it. He brings it out and I bring it to the customer. I tell the customer that their order is ready and they say that that’s not a cheeseburger. It has ketchup on top. I tell them no it’s cheese sauce. They say it’s not. We get into a dispute. The customer is yelling at me. One of our managers comes out and I tell him what happened. He goes out to talk to the customer. I don’t hear what they’re saying but eventually the customer gets up and walks out. The manager comes back and tells me that the customer was high as a kite and wanted special sauce on his cheeseburger. The kitchen only has cheese sauce, so that’s what he got. He thought that ketchup was cheese sauce. I couldn’t help but laugh.