I've stolen hundreds of dollars worth of water just by saying 5 words

My college had a policy where if you had a meal plan you got 10 dollars a semester for water refillable bottles. I'm not sure why they had this policy, but they did. <br><br>So the water refill machines were in the basement of the dorms. It was a little inconvenient to go down there for a drink, but it was a little too inconvenient if you had to walk back up the stairs with the machine's grip full of water. And there was always someone coming up the stairs or walking in the doorway so you couldn't steal a drink without getting caught. <br><br>Until I figured out if I walked into the machine with the container under my shirt, and said "Do you want water?" They always responded, "Yeah, I want water." And then I would pull out the container full of water. And it was always approved because they had already said yes to water, so I just had to pay the $10 fee for the container and then I could refill it for free. <br><br>So I would walk down to the basement every day, grab a drink, and walk back up to my room. I never got caught. I saved hundreds of dollars on water. I still have that container, just forgot to pack it when I moved out.