To whoever is calling the cops on us, I don't mean to say this, but

fuck you. You're the reason we're here. Your shit behavior has made us want to scream and tell someone about you. <br><br>I know you're just mad that no one will talk to you, but please don't be so petty. We are just trying to live our lives and have a bit of a laugh. I get that the stuff we're saying might be too much for you but if you are so easily offended and unable to laugh at yourself, maybe you should not be here.<br><br>And no, we are not trying to get you fired or ruin your life. I'm sure that if you had a problem with someone here, you could say so. If you are mad about someone you are following, you could say so. If you are mad at something that was said, you could say that. We just want to be left alone.<br><br>You're not helping yourself and you're not helping us. I get that we're not your friends, I get that you don't like us, I get that you think we're shitty people. I just don't think you should be calling the police. You're not helping yourself and you're not helping us. It's just a lot of wasted effort for you and for them.<br><br>So, to whoever is calling the police on us, I don't want to be mean, I don't want to sound threatening. I just want you to know that I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want you here. Please don't call the police.