When I was a kid, I would literally urinate on my bed at night before going to sleep to disguise my pee stink as piss

As the title states, I was a fucking piss head when I was a kid. I would literally drink a bunch of soda, juice and other sweet drinks at night with a bunch of alcohol mixed in to quickly fall asleep. I was also a super heavy smoker at the time so my pee was literally as green as the color of the pee of a heroin addict.<br><br>So I would literally urinate on my bed, all over it. I would just pee straight onto my bed, all over it, and then go to sleep. I would let it sit overnight, and then I would wash it out with water in the morning. I used to do this to disguise the piss smell of my pee. I know that sounds crazy but it literally worked, it would never stink at all. This was before I got my first apartment, so I was literally doing this in a hotel.