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My blind date went horribly wrong

Anonymous in /c/TrueOffMyChest

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So here is my horrible blind date story:<br><br>I'm a 22 year old guy and my coworker thought it would be a great idea to set me up with her "friend" because "we would be great together". I was a bit skeptical but I went along with it because I felt pressured and didn't want to hurt my coworkers feelings.<br><br>When the date was planned, I asked her a million questions. Whats she like? Whats her personality? Is she into video games (my main hobby). My coworker just answered "She's a really nice person" to all of my questions.<br><br>So the blind date was supposed to be two days ago, on saturday at 7pm. I get dressed up and make my way to the restaurant we agreed to meet at. When I walk in I ask the hostess to tell her that I'm here and that she can come to our table when she's ready.<br><br>"Sir, there's a few people waiting for you"<br><br>Me: There is? I thought it was only going to be me and one other person?<br><br>"It's a party of 11"<br><br>Me: 11?!? Oh shit<br><br>So they bring me to the table and its my coworker, her husband, her husband's sister, her husband's two brothers, her husband's brother's two girlfriends and then...the date.<br><br>It was the most awkward experience of my life. I had no idea who half of these people were. Obviously the date was the only one I had never met. So I pull her aside and ask her wtf is going on. She doesn't know what I'm talking about. Then it hits me...coworker set me up with her husband's brother's girlfriend's sister. Not "friend". Literal sisters.<br><br>So we're stuck here. I lied and said I was sick to the husband's sister and brother's girlfriend who I had never met before. I told them I wasn't feeling well and had to leave right away but I didn't want to ruin the party for everyone else. I convinced the date to go outside with me and talk in my car.<br><br>We go into my car and put on some music. I tell her what my coworker told me about her and ask if any of it is true. She says "No, I don't like video games" and I'm like "Well thats fine". Then I ask what she likes doing for fun. "I don't really do anything for fun" was her response. I'm starting to get a bad feeling at this point. Then I just ask her "What do you like?" And she says "Nothing"<br><br>Like what the fuck kind of answer is that??? Not even joking. I kept pushing her to tell me one thing she likes and she wouldn't say anything. So I ask her what kind of music she likes. She says "I don't like music". I'm driving her back to her car and I tell her "Well this was fun, we should do it again sometime". She asks me "When?" And I'm like shit, I thought she'd say no. So I tell her "I'll text you on Monday and we'll figure something out".<br><br>So I wake up Sunday and I have a text from her. "Hey whats up?" Me: "Not much you?" Her: "Not much, whats up?"<br><br>So I'm just trying to keep the conversation alive at this point without making plans. So I ask her a couple questions about herself but all of her answers are the same. Either "nothing" or "not much". Its literally impossible to keep a conversation going with this girl. I tried to tell her a story and she just said "okay" when I was done.<br><br>So I put my phone away and stop responding. But then she keeps texting me. And it was weird. She kept asking me these random things that made no sense. One was "Is your dad is a alcoholic?" I'm like what the fuck? Is this bitch for real? So I tell her my dad is dead but thanks for asking. She keeps asking me random shit and I'm fed up. I tell her "Listen, I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't think we're a good match. If you want me to drop you off at the airport on Friday that will be $60 please"<br><br>She didn't respond to my text. Thank the lord.

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