I designed all of the Olympic Winter sports

I recently became obsessed with the Winter Olympics, and I decided to take it a bit too far. I designed all of the Olympic Winter sports (with the exception of Speed Skating), and I wrote a quick blurb about each one. I tried to focus on sports that you could realistically see happening at the Olympic Winter Games.<br><br>**Biathlon** <br>Moustache-ctomy 100m, Nordic, Soccer, Sauna, Double Ice Dancing, and Ice Rink Hockey with Brooms.<br><br>**Cross Country Skiing** <br>Cross-Country Skiing, 12K, Hiking, Cave Bear Sprinting (Sprint), Ski Jousting, Appaloosa Racing, and International Web Slinging.<br><br>**Curling** <br>Mixed Doubles (Doubles), Quadruples (Quadruples), Swiss, Threesomes, Heavy Metal Mixed, and Freestyle.<br><br>**Figure Skating** <br>Free Skate, Synchronized Boxing, Pairs Freestyle (Pairs), Solo Figure Skating (Solo), Wheelchair Figure Skating (Wheelchair), and Extreme Pair Figure Skating (Extreme).<br><br>**Freestyle Skiing** <br>Ski Jousting, Moguls, Extreme Pair Figure Skating (Extreme), Tumbling, and Off-Road Truck Racing.<br><br>**Ice Dance** <br>Tango, Ballet, Tumbling, Rumba, and Skateboarding, Soccer, Sauna, and Double Ice Dancing.<br><br>**Ice Hockey** <br>Double Ice Ice Hockey (Double), Boxing, Ski Jousting, Soccer, Sauna, and Ice Rink Hockey with Brooms.<br><br>**Luge** <br>Sprint, Wheelchair, Moustache-ctomy, Nordic, Soccer, Sauna, and Appaloosa Racing.<br><br>**Nordic Combined** <br>Individual Sprint, Team Nordic, Team Soccer Sauna Appaloosa, Skateboarding, and Wheelchair Mixed Doubles.<br><br>**Short Track Speed Skating** <br>Mixed Doubles (Doubles), Quadruples (Quadruples), Swiss, Threesomes, Heavy Metal Mixed, and Freestyle.<br><br>**Skeleton** <br>Sprint, Wheelchair, Moustache-ctomy, Nordic, Soccer, Sauna, and Appaloosa Racing.<br><br>**Ski Jumping** <br>Hill (Hill), Ski Jousting, Extreme Pair Figure Skating (Extreme), Tumbling, and Off-Road Truck Racing.<br><br>**Snowboarding** <br>Halfpipe, Soccer, Sauna, Double Ice Dancing, Off-Road Truck Racing, and Alpine.<br><br>**Speed Skating** <br>1000m, Moustache-ctomy 100m, Nordic, Soccer, Sauna, Double Ice Dancing, and Appaloosa Racing.<br><br>**Alpine Skiing** <br>Downhill, Extreme Pair Figure Skating (Extreme), Tumbling, Off-Road Truck Racing, Car Rodeo, and Alpine.<br><br>**Bobsleigh** <br>Sprint, Wheelchair, Moustache-ctomy, Nordic, Soccer, Sauna, and Appaloosa Racing.<br><br>**Luge Doubles** <br>Sprint Doubles, Wheelchair Doubles, Moustache-ctomy Soccer Doubles, Nordic Sauna Doubles, Appaloosa Doubles, and 2 Appaloosa Racing.<br><br>**Skeleton Doubles** <br>Skeleton Doubles, Wheelchair Doubles, Moustache-ctomy Soccer Doubles, Nordic Sauna Doubles, Appaloosa Doubles, and Car Rodeo Doubles.<br><br>I hope this gave you a chuckle! It’s an insane amount of sports, and Olympic athletes are incredibly talented.