Imagine being this delusional

Okay so I went to the club tonight and this dude starts talking to me. He’s (20m) asking me (25f) where I’m headed and I tell him I’m going home. He says he’s headed home too and walks side by side with me (no big deal). Then he actually follows me in my car all the way home LOL. We’re in the backyard and I’m like hey thanks for walking me home. Then he pulls out a ring and says will you marry me? I’m dead ass serious you guys. I start LOLing and I’m like uh bro I don’t even know you. Then he’s like why are you laughing at me???? I’m like bro I don’t even know you???? He’s like what do you mean, I followed you home????<br><br>Imagine being this f**king delusional and thinking a girl wants to marry you after just meeting you. Imagine thinking you’re entitled to a yes. Like why, bro??????